A New Blog About My Disgust Over Being Portrayed as One Who Blogs

Greetings, loyal subjects of Latveria and other readers of this blog.

As further details emerge on the travesty that is the new Fantastic Four film, the blood of your most diabolical and nefarious leader continues to boil. I had to drop one of my loyal underlings into a vat of molten steel to cope with the pain.

Although part of me adores the idea of my greatest adversary, Reed Richards, being portrayed as measly convenience store clerk, I simply cannot accept how these foolish miscreants are portraying the great Victor Von Doom.

As previously stated, I am livid that they would dare to portray me as some sort of blogger/programmer type who likely never leaves his mother's basement. However, this new plot synopsis has made me even more vengeful, largely due to this description of the film's conclusion (SPOILER ALERT MY LOYAL SUBJECTS):

There's a countdown before it reaches critical mass. Inside the N-Zone, the four battle Doom again, and manage to leave him trapped there after he disfigures himself soaking up too much power. The Four manage to escape, but Ben gets the blunt of it to protect Reed and can't switch back.

The machine is destroyed, Doom is gone, the four have learned to work as a team, and Reed vows to find a cure for Ben. And it ends there.

The gall of these idiots to portray Victor Von Doom as one who could EVER be defeated! They should know by now that I am not one who can be so easily disposed of, especially not by a team of nincompoops like the Fantastic Four! I mean sure, they've defeated me 7,328 times in the comic books, but just barely! I almost won the majority of those battles!

Again, I ask for your support, loyal Latverians, as I continue to protest this vile film. Together, we will prevail! We will make sure this affront to my character never sees the light of day, one blog at a time! I ask all of you to continue to blog, tweet and post your disdain for this film everywhere on the internet. Together, we can make sure that no one will go to see this movie. We may even succeed in swaying the opinion of movie critics, ensuring the 2% Rotten Tomatoes score that this film so surely deserves.

We will not fail. ALL HAIL DOOM!

Dr. Doom Voices His Disapproval of Blogger Doom in a Blog

I AM DOOM. And I've got a bone to pick with this new Fantastic Four movie.

Take a look at this article. It makes the blood of Victor Von Doom boil with the heat of a thousand scalding hot iron masks. And not just because the writer uses the false word "casted" in the opening paragraph.

No, I am furious at the comments made by actor Toby Kebbell, who has the honor of portraying the ruler of Latveria on the big screen in the aforementioned Fantastic Four movie. Aside from the fact that this movie fails at the most basic level--its title, which should actually be Dr. Doom Decimates the Futile Fantastic Four Once and For All--my greatest grievance with the picture stems from Kebbell's description of his character.

Here's a snippet:

He’s Victor Domashev, not Victor Von Doom in our story.  And I’m sure I’ll be sent to jail for telling you that.  The Doom in ours—I’m a programmer.  Very anti-social programmer.  And on blogging sites I’m “Doom”.

Now, some of you might assume that I'm taking issue with this film changing my name to Domashev, but that is neither here nor there to one as evolved and superior as I. Victor Von Doom does not trouble himself with such trivial matters. No, I take issue with that character description. An anti-social programmer? Who rants on blogs? Who do these idiots take me for? How could these writers, when researching the vast and storied history of the legendary Victor Von Doom, ever come up with the absurd idea that I would waste my precious time writing blogs when I could be plotting world domination or thinking of new ways to slay the incessant pests that are the Fantastic Four?

Julian McMahon was bad enough. Now I have to deal with this?

This affront to my character is what has led me to start this blog. I will be following this production closely from here on in, so you, loyal Latverians and other Doom faithful, should stay tuned. Feel free to sound off about this travesty, and together, we may be able to stop this hideous abomination from ever seeing the light of day.

LONG LIVE VICTOR VON DOOM!